Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Typical and Pointless Conversation!

Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!

She gives a missed call to him ... and He calls her back...

She: Hello!

He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru...pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}

Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur

Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}

oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}

Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....

She: nice song... (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")

He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr ...kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}

Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}

Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge...

He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}

Come on! Please!

She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well

He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}

It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear ...

She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan ...

He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}

Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na

He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}

Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta

She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati

He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati ... kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke...}

hmmmm

She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??

He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt ... aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi...}

Great!!!!

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai...}

Hmmmm... 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}

Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira ... koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}

Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Nahi jaan... I am feeling very shy!

He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ... ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}

Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho ...

He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}

No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable ...

She: Hmmm...

He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}

Please gaao na darling...

She: Main kal gaaun?

He: {Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}

Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night

She: Sweet Dreams... Take care...

He: Sweets dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams ...abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: Hey... so gaye the kya?

He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}

Nahi jaan

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...}

Match dekh raha tha

She: Theek hai tum match dekho

He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}

Hey it's ok... purana match hai

She: Did you feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}

Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....

So, me waiting... {maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki :-(}

She sings 1 stanza from the song 'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... :-)}

Nahi darling you really sing well

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}

Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao...

He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...}

Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...

He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki}

sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol...}

Not at all. You sing very well...

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

He : Good Night!!

And also check:

Letter of apology

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