Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Awaiting For Tomorrow

Probably this will be my last post in this year 2008...

The countdown begins.

The excitement rises.

A joyous New Year dawns.

Time to share the joy and excitement with loved ones and special friends...



May The Year 2009, Bring for You Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....

Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Terror Attacks... India Must See

Terrorism : The American definition

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India : A Failing state of affairs

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Mobile rules

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Nero Of Bengal

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Communal Violence

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Bail the rich, Jail the rest

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Bailing out the rich

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Happy republic day

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UFEA with a BANG

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Taking reservations little too far...

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Vandematram

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Nuclear Co-operation or Compromise

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Small favor

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Indian PM Responds to Mumbai Blasts - As Usual

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Latest Car Security System

Take a look at this!! .. May be you can think of such a security system...  For your car!!!

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Professor At IIM Explaining Marketing Concepts To Students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

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Impact Of Crisis In IT Employees Family

Impact Of Crisis In IT Employees Family

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee’s Family 21 Hours, 26 Minutes ago

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee’s Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam):Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?
Dad:
Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.
Sekar:
Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
(By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)
I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul’s Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad
I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?
Mom:
Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV
Sekar:
Sounds Good.
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Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?
Dad:
Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time.
Sekar:
That’s good
Dad:
But I couldn’t pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.
Sekar:
It doesn’t look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?
Dad:
On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.
Mom:
Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don’t have money to pay for the premium.
Sekar:
Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on ‘doing’) after coming from college?
Sheela:
Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work.
Sekar:
Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this
1. Asking servant maid to leave her job
2. Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner
3. Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks
4. Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)
5. Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV
6. Every Saturday visit our relative’s homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner
7. Don’t invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.
8. Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide ‘Pongal’ as ‘prasadam’ which is good in taste
9. Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.
10. Don’t buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.
11. Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.
12. Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)
13. I know you are eager to watch latest release ‘Vaaranam Aayiram’. Don’t plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in Kalaignar TV
If you have any clarifications contact
Sheela@kitchen.hom This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about Rahul’s Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam.
Sheela:
Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.
Sekar:
Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week’s call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and Dad, don’t forget to circulate the MOM to every one.
Sheela:
Hello Sekar..
Sheela:
Hello…Hello…
Sheela:
Hello…
Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected...

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Definitions of Designations

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Wonderful Art With Pencil

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Sand Art

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Cute Sisters

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TITANIC

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

TITANIC

The IT in Panic

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Installing A Husband

Definitions of Designations

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that...

A Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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Uncanny - But True

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Gateway Peace March

Not only did thousands of people turned up for the peace March at the Gateway of India, but they were loud and clear of what they wanted ..... "A Change & Action not bashan "
This is what the people of Mumbai felt about our so called babus and netas (local terrorists) ....

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Do not worry about those who have come through boats... Our forces can easily defeat them.
Worry about those who have come through votes....
Those are our REAL ENEMIES.. ,

Guys lets utilize our votes sensibly , that's the least we can do.

Pass it on if you are hurt to so we can spread the message of logical voting.

Jai Hind.

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Financial Capital Mumbai Burns

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