1) Smoke Once a Day ... !!!
2) ) Take just One Glass of Alcohol a Day !!!
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The Best Dance Ever
The best dance ever... makes you cry...
Performed by Ma Li and Zhai Xiaowei
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Always Be Specific!
A man prayed to God “Give me a big vehicles, a bag full of money and lot of girls”.
God replied, “Ofcourse!”
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God made him conductor of a ladies’ special bus!
Moral Of The Story: Always be specific in your conversation.
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You Can't Read This In First Attempt
Can you read this in first attempt ????
Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it...
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Kenny & The Dead Donkey
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked: "What you goanna to do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot -! to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the Director of the American Energy Company : Enron
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Excellence Is A Drive From Inside Not Outside
A gentleman was once visiting a temple under construction. In the temple premises, he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he saw, just a few meters away, another identical idol was lying. Surprised he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statutes of the same idol?"… "No", said the sculptor, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage".
The gentleman examined the sculpture. No apparent damage was visible."Where is the damage? " asked the gentleman. "There is a scratch on the nose of the idol"… The gentleman asked again "Where are you going to keep the idol?". The sculptor replied that it will be installed on a pillar 20 feet high.
"When the idol will be 20 feet away from the eyes of the beholder, who is going to know that there is scratch on the nose?", the gentleman asked.
The sculptor looked at the gentleman, smiled and said "The God knows it and I know it!!!"
The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether someone appreciates it or not.
Moral: Excellence is a drive from "Inside" not "Outside".
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